Alyssa. Lover. Fighter. Hater. Vintage. Beautiful.
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Anonymous asked: I may have a small dick, but I have a big heart c:
who gonna suck your heart.
If you’re religious:
- Don’t try to convert Atheists. They’re not hurting you. Their lack of belief in a higher power doesn’t affect your life.
If you’re Atheist:
- Don’t belittle a religious persons beliefs. They’re not hurting you. What they believe in doesn’t affect your life.
If your opposite category is hurting you:
- Boot that mother fucker out of your life.
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.